On Sunday, the Australian government issued the following alert to its citizens: "We advise you to exercise a high degree of caution in the United Arab Emirates because of the high threat of terrorist attack. We continue to receive reports that terrorists are planning attacks against Western interests in the United Arab Emirates (UAE). Commercial and public areas frequented by foreigners are possible terrorist targets."In the meantime, bubble boy secures our country by allowing the UAE into 21 of our ports. 21 ports you say? Yes, the country the Australian government says is planning attacks on western interests is poised to take over 21 of our American ports.
I got Nucular on my mind.