Now I know why he decided to "cut and run"

Unconfirmed sources report that disgraced political veterans Tom Delay and Jack Abramoff have announced their intention to make a run for the presidency in 2008. The pair has already launched an exploratory campaign committee and is incredibly well funded. Do these two have a tough up hill battle, yes, but smart political types would never count Tom Delay out until the cell door slams

A right wingers dream come true! I wonder if David Wallace will announce as a write-in candidate here as well. Go David Go!