Monday, July 09, 2007

Security detail guards David Vitter's penis

Uh oh!
"Asked by an interviewer in 2000 whether she could forgive her husband if she learned he’d had an extramarital affair, as Hillary Clinton and Bob Livingston’s wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: 'I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.'”
but is this "I'm sorry" from today enough to save him from a career in the porn industry...
“This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible,” Vitter said in the statement. “Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there — with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.”
Thank God for God.

1 comment:

texmex said...

Bush linked to steroid abuse when managing partner of Texas Rangers. He just looked the other way. See Think Progress.