Monday, July 09, 2007

Security detail guards David Vitter's penis

Uh oh!
"Asked by an interviewer in 2000 whether she could forgive her husband if she learned he’d had an extramarital affair, as Hillary Clinton and Bob Livingston’s wife had done, Wendy Vitter told the Times-Picayune: 'I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.'”
but is this "I'm sorry" from today enough to save him from a career in the porn industry...
“This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible,” Vitter said in the statement. “Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there — with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.”
Thank God for God.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Can I borrow $250,00?

Jail time and fine done in one week! Now that's tough on crime the George Bush way.

The villain and Babu

IWR Movie Review - This is another in a series of B movies from the Bush Administration featuring Dick Cheney as Fritz Lang's pulp villain Dr. Mabuse. In this installment, we find that Dr. Mabuse is still disguised as the vice president of the United States. As you may recall from the previous film, "Die! Cheney! Die!", Cheney and his chimp-like assistant Bubu started a war with Iraq, rejected the Geneva Conventions, encouraged the torture of prisoners, re-instituted domestic spying and sold our national parks to the highest bidders. In this Mabuse movie, Dr. Cheney and Bubu start a war with Iran, fill in the Grand Canyon with cement, abolish the Constitution and sell the National Archives to Rupert Murdoch.

Funny but damn near true...

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Rick Noriega to form a Senate Exploratory Committee

We have a race to stop Bush cheerleader cornyn! Texas State Representative and Lt. Col. Rick Noriega announced his intent to form an exploratory committee for U.S. Senate. Kuff has his Fourth of July statement.

Unimpeachably Impeachable

To George Bush: Go Away! Far Far Away!
The evidence has now grown beyond a reasonable doubt: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney have committed impeachable offenses. In this guest essay, former CIA officer Ray McGovern writes that any lingering doubts in his mind were dispelled by a series in The Washington Post detailing Vice President Cheney's disdain for the law and the Constitution, with the buck also stopping on President Bush's desk. - CN

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Amnesty: Libby, Si...Latinos, No

Proceeds go to the La Grange, TX animal shelter

Have you heard? Iran has declared war

in the poor sad pitiful mind of Joe Lieberman.
Connecticut Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman asserted Monday that the Iranian government has in effect declared war on the United States.

Lieberman commented after a U.S. military spokesman said Tehran's senior officials were aware of efforts to encourage violence against Americans in Iraq.

"The fact is that the Iranian government has by its actions declared war on us," said Lieberman, an independent who caucuses with Senate Democrats. As a result, he continued, "The United States government has a responsibility to use all instruments at its disposal to stop these terrorist attacks against our soldiers and allies in Iraq, including keeping open the possibility of using military force against the terrorist infrastructure inside Iran."
I can't quit you, Georgie.

John Edwards in Houston - Youtube

Great crowd...great people.