Blame the Democrats! Sound familiar? A yell from the White House maybe? Sure, but not this time. How about our good friend Tom DeLay? Wow, you are so smart.
Houtopia posted an excellent piece on the Tom's recent desperate ploy.
So, when things are looking bad and you just don't have the stroke you used to, what's the solution? Why, hold a rally and blame Democrats for your troubles, of course!
Never mind that Mr. DeLay's latest problems in Washington stem from his own former staffer (who is, shockingly, a Republican) cooperating with the Republican-controlled Justice Department, it's the Democrat Party's fault!
Sadly, as this evening's wire story indicates, only about 100 people showed up to support him at a suburban Houston hotel. The crowds are getting smaller (though the protesters always show up), and the bad news just keeps on coming. Mr. DeLay's former best friend Jack Abramoff is going down, and with Scanlon's help, just might take Tom with him.
2005 has been a long year for Tom DeLay, and it's not over yet. 2006 may prove endless for him, or just the end. Well, at least he has Democrats at whom to direct his bellyaching. Texans don't like a whiner Mr. DeLay.
Delay supporters are also at a loss of words. The best they can do in support of DeLay is ridicule Delay opponent Nick lampson over his interpretation of the Bugs Bunny character. You must feel sorry for them.
But you've got to give Lampson credit for trying to be young and hip! The youngsters looooove those Looney Tunes!
Too bad he got the context all wrong. Nothing wows the voters more than a one-liner about 50 year-old animated cartoons.
I must say, big fucking deal. Though I would have compared him to
Tom of Tom & Jerry. Now, that's one stupid cat.
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